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Money for Time?

Well, I came across this phrase today:

"If Money is able to purchase more Time, Yes, I Obviously will do so."

Well, I would like to give a piece of my mind to this topic.
As all teachers will "teach" you, "you can't buy time". Well, that is total crap. But one thing's for sure, time wasted will stay wasted.

Well, indirectly, "time can be bought". Here's how it work, just in 4 easy steps:
1. You have cash.
2. You have work. (FE: cutting grass in the front yard, washing clothes, online-ing)
3. Use available funds to buy needed resources. (FE: Lawnmower, Washing Machine, a better motherboard)
4. Use resources to finish up work more efficient. Save energy too.


Therefore, you save up time. Isn't that getting more time from cash?

Tips:
The more available funds you have, the easier and faster you get things done with the affordable resources. So, don't be a slow poke. Resources are unlimited nowadays.

P.S. Do not complain to your parents or pester from them. Earn it by yourself.

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The Power of the Mind

This is from an email i received recently, thought it would be nice to share with.

Business Logics
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive


What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

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:P LOL

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

4 Comments:

Nigel said...

LOL..

xin911 said...

I go t nothing to say le....

zl.ng said...

Good!!! That's the purpose of Jokes. Makes you stunned!

Chris "AlbaDalbaDoo" said...

Zadou!