DeeDay's Cove: Quotes

人不过如此

人们以为飞得越高就是天使，其实他们有些是鸟人……
鸟人的特征是……
一、不鸟不人
二、听信鸟言鸟语
三、明明飞不起又想高飞
四、只有鸟一般的胸襟
五、很怕被超越，因为他怕猎人看到他

所以，身为猎人的你，就尽量吧鸟人慢慢射下来吧！让他们知道自己其实只是个人……让他们知道，人类不过如此……

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

British English vs. Malaysian English

Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who call?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Malaysians: Don't want lah.

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..

Malaysians: Die lah!!

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.

Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?

Malaysians: Celaka you!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Inspirational

Copied from an e-mail.. anyway juz for sharing..

1)Challenges are High, The Dreams are new, The World is out there waiting for you.

Dare to Dream, Dare to Try, No Goal is too distant, No Star is too high.

Just get going.

2)Man can live about 40 days without food,

about 3 days without water,

about 8 minutes without air,

but only for

1 second without hope

3)As we sail through life,

don't avoid storms and rough waters.

Just let it pass.

Just Sail.

Always remember,

Calm seas never make skillful sailors..

Don't flame me for disagreement of the things above.. as i said, i copied this somewhere else.. juz for sharing..

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Well, I came across this phrase today:

"If Money is able to purchase more Time, Yes, I Obviously will do so."

Well, I would like to give a piece of my mind to this topic.
As all teachers will "teach" you, "you can't buy time". Well, that is total crap. But one thing's for sure, time wasted will stay wasted.

Well, indirectly, "time can be bought". Here's how it work, just in 4 easy steps:
1. You have cash.
2. You have work. (FE: cutting grass in the front yard, washing clothes, online-ing)
3. Use available funds to buy needed resources. (FE: Lawnmower, Washing Machine, a better motherboard)
4. Use resources to finish up work more efficient. Save energy too.

Therefore, you save up time. Isn't that getting more time from cash?

Tips:
The more available funds you have, the easier and faster you get things done with the affordable resources. So, don't be a slow poke. Resources are unlimited nowadays.

P.S. Do not complain to your parents or pester from them. Earn it by yourself.

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The Power of the Mind

This is from an email i received recently, thought it would be nice to share with.

Business Logics
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive

What is Marketing?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

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:P LOL

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Google Diract translate from Chinese to English

真正愛妳的男生 ,

The boys really love you,
一直把妳的學號或是生日當密碼記著。

Bani has been the school's birthday, or when the password to remember.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
在他累到不行時，還是傳了封短信給妳。

In his tired not to, or passed messages to your letters.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
會在妳忘記回覆他短信時狠狠地說妳一頓。

You will forget his reply to messages when a hard說妳.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
很少當面讚美妳，可是心裡肯定妳是他最棒的。

Few face-to-face praise you, but you certainly feel he is the best.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
嘴巴都不甜，但是他吻妳時能傳遞他剛好的熱情。

Not sweet mouth, but he can kiss you when he is just passing enthusiasm.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
會老是惹妳生氣，但妳卻發覺不了他到底錯了什麼。

Jalan you will always angry, but you can not find anything wrong in the end he.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
不喜歡些小東西，卻還是把妳送的每個擺在他書桌上。

Do not like small things, but still send each of the Bani before his desk.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
會默默地記住妳不經意說過的話，在某時某刻重複它們。

Will inadvertently silence to remember you said that in a moment when a repeat them.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
一下子說不出真正愛妳的理由，只知道自己並不想注意別人。

Love all of a sudden you can not tell the real reason, just know that they do not want to pay attention to other people.

真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
總是叫妳小姑娘，可是當他做什麼重大決定時，都想聽聽妳的建議。建议.

Jiaoni always the little girl, but when he decided to do a major, you will want to hear the 建議。建议.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
當聽到妳對他講很”酸”的話時，他總是裝的很正經，其實心裡很甜很甜。

When you hear him say is "acid", then, he always filled with very serious, in fact, the heart Sweet, sweet.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
只可能在妳一個人的面前流淚，當妳想為他擦淚時，其實也擦亮了為妳跳動的心。

You may be only one person in front of the tears, when he was Naixiang Calei, actually rubbing Liang beat you to the heart.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
總覺得有些話只說一遍就夠了，因為妳已經知道他的心，說了太多，他怕變得不珍貴。

Some feel that if only said it will be enough, because you already know his heart and said Too many, he is not afraid of becoming precious.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
當妳發脾氣時，只會不作聲的等妳把火發完，然後慢慢地說，妳明天有課嗎？要早點睡。

When you throw a tantrum, only the silent Dengnai the end of the fire, and then said slowly, Tomorrow you have the right class? To Zaodian Shui.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
可能不像妳一樣清楚記得某些紀念日，因為他覺得愛妳的每天都值得紀念，而不是簡單的數字。

You may not remember clearly that some of the same day because he felt your love every day Are memorable, rather than simple figures.
　
真正愛妳的男生， The boys really love you,
如果不能經常見妳，他會讓自己忙碌起來，為了不時常想妳，他總怕一想起後都無法收拾。

If you can not always見妳, he will busy himself, from time to time in order not to Xiang Ni, He always afraid I can not clean up after the recall.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
不會輕易做出承諾，因為他想讓自己成為妳心中說話最算話的男子，只給妳最保證最安全的幸福。

Will not easily make a commitment because he wants to become you to speak the minds of most of the count, then Man, you only guarantee the safety of the well-being.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
很想很想妳時，會突然買花送妳，然後傻傻地等妳，卻不知道手中的是月季，沒關係，他心裡送的是玫瑰。

You want to like when all of a sudden Songni flowers, and then to Deng Ni Sha Sha, but he did not know Rose is in the hands of, it does not matter, he was sent to the Rose.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
總會告訴妳別胡思亂想，因為其實他在為妳規劃最美麗真實的未來，同時讓妳無憂無慮的等他給的驚喜。

Do not always tell you thinking, because in fact he was planning to you the most beautiful real In the future, at the same time allow you to the carefree, and so he's surprised.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
當和妳發生爭執時，總是控制不了的先妥協，承認”我錯了”過後發來個短信以”神經病”開頭，卻是”寶貝”結尾，事實上妳也清楚這次有點無理取鬧。

When a dispute and you always control the first compromise, to recognize the "I was wrong" After sending a text message with "neurology" at the beginning, it was the "baby" at the end, the fact that You are well on a little trouble this time.
　
真正愛妳的男生，

The boys really love you,
不懂當妳生氣掛掉電話後應該立即打來，過了若干小時候會發條短信問妳氣消了沒？如果妳質問他為什麼那麼久才打來，他會小心的說，我怕在那樣說下去妳會離開我。

When you do not hang angry phone calls should be, as a child would have been a number of fat Article text messages asking you eliminate gas yet? If you asked him why he so long to call, he Will be careful to say that I did go in fear of you I will leave.

真正愛你的女生,

The girls really love you,
要你猜那樣，要你猜這樣，目的想要你知道她在想什麼，想錯她又罵你"沒事啦!笨蛋" 。 You have to guess, you have to guess this purpose you want to know what she was thinking, you are wrong Youma her, "you all right! Fool."

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
是你最需要她時候，常裝著冷漠不關心，卻溫柔的問你沒事嗎?

You are most in need of her time, often filled with cold indifference, but tender right to ask you all right?

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
雖然不知道你喜歡什麼，也甘心熬夜為你織一條圍巾，摺一大罐的星星。

Although do not know what you like, but also willing to stay up all night for you weave a scarf, a major discount cans of the stars.

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
經常想打電話給你，卻怕你覺得煩，要你開口才會打給你。

Often like to call you, do you think Quepa trouble, you have to speak before you call.

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
在朋友面前經常提起你和問你近況，卻否認自己喜歡你。

In front of friends often asked to bring you and your situation, but denied that they like you.

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
因為掛念你，難以入睡。

Because you miss it difficult to fall asleep.

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
在你面前常亳不在意，其實她十分想知道你的心意。

In front of you often do not mind the lion's share, in fact, she would like to know is your mind.

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
只要你對她說"我很想妳"，她就會臉紅心跳加速，然後甜甜的笑，對著你說"笨蛋...你說什麼啊?

" If you said to her, "I would very much like you," she will blush rapid heart beat, and then sweet smile, you said at the "fool you ... ah, what?"

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
雖然相隔，她會幻想著你與她的未來而傻笑。

Although separated, she would imagine you with her giggle and in the future.

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
給你與其他的朋友過你的生日，仍更希望想要你獨自陪她過生日。

To you and other friends over your birthday, still hope that you would like to own her birthday.

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
無論你傻或笨的，也會覺得你很酷。

Whether you are silly or stupid, you will feel cool.

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
傷她心，會睡覺前想起你而且不自然的流下淚。

She injured heart, think before you go to bed will not flow naturally inferior.

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
想告訴你她的心裡的話,但是卻步,因為怕失去你。

Would like to tell you her heart, but held back because you are afraid of losing.

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
是很多時候不會叫你名字，她會叫你笨蛋、豬頭、喂...

Is not very often you are called names, she would call you stupid, pig, feed ...

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
跟你聊天的時候總會把說話講得亂七八糟的，是因為她的舌頭在自己深愛的人面前打了很多很多的結。

When chatting with you always say to put it in a mess, because her tongue in his love of playing in front of a lot of people, many of the node.

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
是每天在電腦旁等候你上線，然而一看見你的名字，就會不知所措。

Is a day to wait for the computer next to you on the line, but I see your name, you know what to do.

真正愛你的女生，

The girls really love you,
是你告訴她有關於其他女生的事情，雖然她臉上總是裝著一副不關心的樣子，但是心裡卻是酸酸的。

You told her about other girls do, although her face is not always filled with a look of concern, but the heart is the acid.

时间久了, 了解多了, 问题也出来了, 是时候学会如何解决问题了

A long time to find out more, out of the question, it is time to learn how to solve the problem of

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Love it this....

When she walks away from you mad[ Follow her ]
When she stare’s at your mouth[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hit’s you[ Grab her and dont let go ]
When she start’s cussing at you[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she’s quiet[ Ask her whats wrong ]
When she ignore’s you[ Give her your attention ]
When she pull’s away[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst[ Tell her she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying[Just hold her and dont say a word ]
When you see her walking[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she’s scared[ Protect her ]
When she lay’s her head on your shoulder[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steal’s your favorite hat[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she tease’s you[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesnt answer for a long time[ reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she look’s at you with doubt[ Back yourself up ]
When she say’s that she like’s you[ she really does more than you could understand ]
When she grab’s at your hands[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]
When she bump’s into you[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tell’s you a secret[ keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes[ dont look away until she does ]
When she misses you[ she's hurting inside ]
When you break her heart[ the pain never really goes away ]
When she says its over[ she still wants you to be hers ]
When she repost this bulletin[ she wants you to read it ]
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she’s mad hug her tight and don’t let go
- When she says she’s ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she’ll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she’s all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she’s sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she’s important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who’s ass am I kicking babe?"

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Quotes 13/10/2008

1。人之所以痛苦，在于追求错误的东西。

2。你改变不了环境，但可以改变你心境。
　　你改变不了现实，但你可以改变态度。
　　你改变不了过去，但你可以改变现在。
　　你不能控制别人，但你可以把握自已。
　　你不能预知明天，但你可以把握今天。
　　你不能左右天气，但你可以改变心情。
　　你不能选择容貌，但你可以展现笑容。
　　你对生活微笑，生活也必然对你微笑。

3。你有权发怒，但不该践踏别人的自尊。
你有权嫉妒别人的成就，但不该希望别人遭殃。
　你有权失败，但不该自暴自弃。
你有权憧憬未来，但不该放弃眼前的责任。
你有权争取成功，但不该以牺牲他人做代价。
你有权富有，但你不该忘记与不太幸运的人分享财富。
　你有权要求正义，但不该以复仇做手段。
　你有权生活的更好，但不该以今天的欺骗作为明天的快乐。

4。你必须在跌倒之前，寻找到明确的目标。这样，你才能勇敢地爬起来、走下去。